novel for you Chapter 1811: Mutual Flattery
Chapter 1811: Mutual Flattery
Lu Chengwen looked at the tiger head and shouted, "Brother, be careful!"
It turned out that he saw Tiger Head preparing for a surprise attack. When Lu Chengwen shouted, Tiger Head immediately attacked, but Jiang Xiaohu turned around and looked at Lu Chengwen.
The three little ones were waving their claws and talking and gesturing together...
"Behind, behind, behind! Oh my god, he attacked you!"
"Look back, don't turn around! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
"How can you be so half-hearted in a battle?"
I heard the tiger head rush out a few steps, then spit out a mouthful of blood and fell directly to the ground.
Jiang Xiaohu looked at the three little ones expressionlessly:
"Have you never seen such a superior martial art?"
Then he walked up to the tiger head, thrust his knife into it, pierced the tiger head's palm, and pulled out the knife.
He said to his two men, "He rashly used his magic, and all his internal meridians have been damaged. Capture him."
Tiger Head vomited blood and shouted: "The winner is the king and the loser is the bandit! I accept it! You kill me!"
Jiang Xiaohu slapped his face with a blade:
"I said I'd capture him alive. Don't act like you have the final say here."
At this time, a person stood in the distance and said with a smile: "Tiger Palace has great skills."
Everyone looked over and saw that it was Xia Ying.
Lu Chengwen looked at Xia Ying, then at Jiang Xiaohu, and found that Jiang Xiaohu was blushing.
"Ah." He replied calmly, "This man's martial arts skills are quite impressive. If Skynet really has a large number of such masters, the martial arts world will be in trouble."
Xia Ying came over: "Mr. Lu, long time no see."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Miss Xia is still as charming as ever, and her thighs are so beautiful."
"Screw you."
Jiang Xiaohu looked at Lu Chengwen with cold eyes.
Lu Chengwen quickly said, "Miss Xia, you don't know, my eldest brother is Tiger Palace. He is really super brave, super powerful, super handsome, and super strong!"
"Oh? Really?"
Jiang Xiaohu blushed, coughed dryly, and looked into the distance.
Xia Ying looked at Lu Chengwen with a smile.
"Yes!"
Lu Chengwen is like Bi Ma Wen, who is circling around Guanyin and flattering her:
"This Tiger Head is truly a master! Aside from my master and uncle-in-law, he's never suffered a loss! I originally thought he was the strongest warrior below the Five Elders. Apart from anything else, his "Old Man Pushing a Cart" move alone is incredibly ferocious..."
Xia Ying looked at Lu Chengwen, her cheeks flushed: "What nonsense are you talking about!?"
"I'm talking about his martial arts!"
Lu Chengwen continued, "To be honest, I was really worried about my brother at first, but I didn't expect that, hey! My brother really is like this!"
Lu Chengwen gave a thumbs-up: "He only used 10% of his strength and half a round of sword slashes to beat such a powerful tiger head into a state of temper."
Then he kicked the tiger's head with his foot: "Look, he was so happy before, but now he has become like this. This is all because my big brother is strong enough! Brave enough! Ruthless enough! Awesome enough!"
Jiang Xiaohu...
I know Lu Chengwen's intention, and... I don't hate Lu Chengwen for doing this.
But... isn't it a bit... ungenerous to just listen to Lu Chengwen bragging about himself?
But... he felt quite comfortable being photographed, especially in front of Xia Ying. He really needed a hundred Lu Chengwens to speak well of him.
So... I still want to listen, I love to listen, I am happy to listen...
But I had to pretend that I was very annoying and annoyed, and I wished Lu Chengwen would just shut up and get out.
So he frowned and pretended to be serious: "Lu Chengwen, who told you to talk so much? Go aside."
Lu Chengwen said: "You can't stop me from doing this! Your mouth is on my face, just like my senior brother's anus is on his butt. You have no right to interfere!"
Then he continued, "And my eldest brother is a handsome man on stage. He's cold and ruthless in battle, a rare young hero in the martial arts world! His moves are invincible, like surging winds and clouds, thunder and lightning, seizing the fortunes of heaven and earth, absorbing the essence of the sun and moon. He's handsome, awesome, super-powerful, and fierce. He kills like crazy! It's truly earth-shattering, makes ghosts and gods weep, changes the color of the sky and the earth, and makes all things submit!"
Jiang Xiaohu's face turned red.
This time it was because Lu Chengwen blew too hard.
Xia Ying suppressed her laughter and looked at Jiang Xiaohu: "Oh, I didn't expect that Tiger Palace is so powerful?"
"Ahem..." Jiang Xiaohu pretended to be calm. "Listen to his nonsense. It's just a simple mission. Done. Let's go back."
Xia Ying said, "I told you to come and save people, and I thought you wouldn't like it. It seems that you are quite loyal to this sworn brother!"
The three little ones have gathered together, with one hand supporting the other arm on the chest, rubbing their chin with one hand in an eight-shaped shape, and nodding in unison.
An expression that said: Oh... I see.
Hearing Xia Ying praising Jiang Xiaohu for his loyalty, Lu Chengwen opened his arms, pushed Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian aside, and walked over and said:
"Of course he's loyal! My eldest brother is a descendant of the Jiang family, draped in colorful light, shouldering the family's glory, and also..."
Zhao Ritian slapped Lu Chengwen on the face and came over to brag:
"And he's also a master at showing off! Every word he says reveals his domineering demeanor. Oh, I really suspect that the tiger head vomited blood because he was so angry!"
Long Aotian pushed him away and said, "If you don't know how to play, don't play."
"blow?"
"Ouch, look at my mouth!"
Long Aotian coughed and said, "Tiger Hall has inherited the greatness of their ancestors, possessed the Jiang family's profound learning, combined with unwavering courage and a sense of righteousness! The three of us from Yanzhao Sect are fortunate enough to witness the might of Tiger Hall. It's truly an eye-opener and we are truly in awe! In the future, please come visit Yanzhao Sect more often. We can share our knowledge and give us more opportunities to learn and improve."
Jiang Xiaohu breathed a sigh of relief.
This is the proper way to praise someone!
You two idiots, learn from this! Especially you, Zhao Ritian!
Long Aotian was so polite and spoke so nicely that Jiang Xiaohu quickly clasped his hands together and his expression became much more harmonious:
"I heard that Junior Brother Aotian has also received instruction from our Master. You and I are considered fellow disciples, so there's no need to be so polite. Besides, Cheng Wen is my sworn brother, so saving him is only natural. Killing Skynet's scumbags whenever we see them is our duty. Furthermore, Junior Brother Aotian possesses the aura of a king ranked first in the Heavenly Dao Chart. Given time, he will surely become a pillar of the martial arts world. Then, perhaps I'll need Junior Brother's help."
"Brother, you're welcome."
"Junior brother, you're welcome."
When Long Aotian and Jiang Xiaohu were praising each other and giving each other face.
Xia Ying walked up to Lu Chengwen and put a hand on his shoulder with a smile:
"I saved you, how are you going to repay me?"
Lu Chengwen became nervous. He pinched Xia Ying's white hand and took it away from his shoulder. "Thank you for saving my life. I will give you bags, jewelry, a gold card, and a sports car."
"What's so special about that?"
Xia Ying smiled and pinched Lu Chengwen's cheek again: "Oh, you seem to be handsome again?"
Jiang Xiaohu and Long Aotian were immersed in the conversation over there. They clasped their fists and bowed to each other to give face, when they heard something wrong coming from the next room!
They both turned their heads and looked over here.
Lu Chengwen's eyelids were twitching.
Oh no! This damn girl is trying to harm me!