novel for you Chapter 1795: You Can't Keep Up with Master's Thoughts
Chapter 1795: You Can't Keep Up with Master's Thoughts
Bai Fuchun, who had just woken up, was stunned.
There was still a straw stick hanging from the corner of his mouth, and he was already standing there like a wooden chicken.
Think silently in your mind:
Holy crap! Holy crap!
What the hell! This old man!? What the hell!
Oh shit!
This is so fierce!
I'll leave quickly! Shit!
Bai Fuchun turned around and crawled into the grass pit with one arm, hoping that he would not be noticed.
Lu Chengwen smiled at Bai Fuchun, but seeing that he only had one arm and looked so miserable, he felt a little sorry for him.
Alas, he has already lost one arm, and now he is so scared that he can only use one arm to escape. Forget it.
Then he pointed at Bai Fuchun and said, "Master, there's a chicken thief over there!"
"Um!?"
Hun Tiangang turned around, and the look in his eyes made Bai Fuchun feel like he was about to ascend to heaven.
At this moment, Bai Beikeng was lying in the yard, spitting blood. He couldn't move his body and lay on the ground crying.
Long Aotian came out and said, "You bastard, I'm going to beat you to death!"
Lu Chengwen advised, "Big Brother! Kill people when you have to!"
Bai Fuchun felt that he was no longer himself at all.
When I was in Tianwu, it was obvious... I was very capable and was respected wherever I went.
Everyone who comes in and out has to give me some face, right?
A master of the Wumen Realm! What's going on?!
But in the North, it seems like anyone can be caught and beaten up.
And he even humiliated me, that is... he didn't even give me any face, he was playing with me in a completely humiliating way!
What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on in this world?
Hun Tiangang is beating up the chicken thief.
Zhao Ritian came out and said, "Master, shall we move the table out and eat in the yard?"
Hun Tiangang said: "Oh, good, good, that's very good."
"Hey! Speaking of which, I grew some herbs on the hill across from us. We can use them in our hot pot. It's amazing!"
Lu Chengwen was stunned: "Master, let's..."
"Wait for me!"
Before Hun Tiangang could finish his words, the man disappeared out of thin air with a bang.
……
The water on the induction cooker has boiled.
Lu Chengwen asked to light the charcoal and put it into the copper hot pot, then put the base ingredients into the pot and add water to heat it.
The three brothers were busy and having fun.
Long Aotian washed the vegetables, cut the meat and plated it, tore the packaging and put the various meatballs on the table, and also prepared various seasonings and dipping sauces...
Zhao Ritian burned charcoal, filled water, moved tables, took out a few folding chairs from the warehouse and arranged them around, then went to the field behind to pick some fresh cucumbers, cilantro, and tomatoes...
Lu Chengwen was in charge of directing the work, criticizing Zhao Ritian for being too clumsy, accusing Long Aotian of being too slow, smoking, cracking melon seeds, and saying that the weather was really nice, the scenery of the Seven Star Peak was absolutely stunning, and this open-air hot pot was definitely the ultimate enjoyment in life.
Just then, a car came speeding and braked.
Two Skynet experts brought out an electric wheelchair with a ready-made dog head and pushed it over.
The dog-headed man was holding a cane in his hand and tilting his head.
"Mr. Lu is in a good mood."
Lu Chengwen and the other two looked over at the same time and were all very surprised.
Doghead looked at Bai Beikeng, who lay half-dead on the ground: "It seems that Mr. Lu's troubles have been solved."
Lu Chengwen said, "I'm going to say something that you may not believe, but if you hurry up and get in the car and leave, it will be the best decision you've ever made in your life. You should be grateful and fearful for your decision today for the rest of your life."
Doghead laughed: "Boss Lu, you don't think that I can't deal with you and your brothers just because I'm in a wheelchair, right?"
Zhao Ritian said: "If you have the guts, go to the chicken coop!"
Long Aotian: "Yeah, that's right! Go ahead and give it a kick. Try it!"
Doghead shook his head: "Boss Lu, we need to get the golden shield and key immediately, remember? You came to the mountain for this purpose. You should prove your sincerity in cooperating with Skynet."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "I'm not sincere, so I can't prove it."
The dog-headed man stared at Lu Chengwen for a few seconds. "Do you think that only the Tiger Head Lord can subdue you? Don't get it wrong. Only masters of Ming Disha's level need the Tiger Head Lord to take action. People like you should be dealt with by us. So... I advise you to think carefully before you speak."
Long Aotian rubbed his wet hands on his apron and said, "If you dare to touch that chicken coop, we will cooperate with Skynet."
"Right, right, right!" Zhao Ritian laughed heartily. "If you go to the backyard, push down all the cucumber racks, and fish out the turtles in the pond and bleed them, then you'd be a real man! A real man!"
Doghead's face was gloomy: "Boss Lu, is this your final reply?"
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian kept gossiping about Lu Chengwen from behind: "Let him build the chicken coop, let him build it."
Zhao Ritian said: "I want to see it, just let him do it!"
Lu Chengwen had no choice but to say, "Did you hear that? In this mountain, no one's words can get much more influence than a chicken coop."
Doghead doesn't understand.
What a mess. It's been a mess since the beginning.
Doghead rubbed his forehead in frustration.
"Go check the chicken coop. Be careful, there might be a bomb or a hidden weapon."
The two men nodded, and slowly, carefully, and nervously... approached the chicken coop.
Lu Chengwen and the other two laughed.
"Don't worry! There are no hidden weapons! Why are you so nervous?"
"Forget it, Big Brother, Doghead doesn't understand!"
"That's right, I'm uneducated."
The two men approached the chicken coop and looked left and right but couldn't see anything.
When both of them squatted down, looked into the chicken coop and checked carefully.
The three brothers suddenly put their hands in front of their mouths to amplify their voices:
"Someone is making a noise in the chicken coop! Someone is making a noise in the chicken coop..."
"Here comes the chicken thief! He only steals the chickens that lay eggs! What a loser!"
"Someone's here to rape a chicken! Someone's here to rape a chicken..."
The five Skynet experts were just wondering when a figure dropped from the sky:
"Be bold!"
He grabbed a person's head with one hand and threw it directly into the sky. The person turned into a big letter and spun up into the sky!
The other one didn't have time to react before Ming Disha smashed his head with a palm, grabbed his collar and threw him out like a discus.
The man flew out like a flying saucer!
The two of them, one flies high and the other flies far.
Two masters of the anti-four gates!
He disappeared in a second!
Doghead quickly picked up his cane and nervously asked, "Are you Hun Tian Gang?!"
Hun Tiangang slowly turned around and said, "Those who violate the chicken coop will be punished even if it is far away!"
The dog head said: "Retreat!"
Just as the two men were about to retreat, Ming Disha struck them one by one and killed them both.
The dog head panicked.
This shouldn't be normal! Lu Chengwen, you bastard who goes back on your word, wait until the Tiger Head Lord comes, and see how you're going to talk to him!
But what should I do now?!
This Hun Tian Gang seems to be much more violent than Ming Di Sha!
No... Is it really because of the chicken coop?!
It's over. I won't be beaten to death here by him! ?
Hun Tiangang dealt with his four men, turned around, and suddenly changed his expression with anger: "Huh!?"
Hun Tiangang was suddenly very happy, joyful, delighted, and excited. He pointed at the dog's head and said to the three brothers:
"Hey little puppy! I was just saying I wanted to get a dog to guard the house! Here I come!"
The dog head was confused.
The three brothers scratched their heads in sync.